🎪 STEP RIGHT UP TO THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE INTERNET! 🎪
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Multidimensional Beings of All Formats!
Are you tired of the mundane, three-dimensional grind of the Vogons? Looking for a place where the laws of physics are merely polite suggestions? Welcome to the ultimate 24-Hour Gaming Circus at the Edge of Space and Time!
It is an event described by the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as “Mostly Harmless, but exceptionally loud.”
📅 THE CHRONOLOGICAL ANOMALY
We have successfully bypassed the space-time continuum for exactly one Earth rotation. No matter which sector of the galaxy you hail from, synchronize your digital watches:
THE DROP: Saturday, November 7th at 12:00 PM (Noon)
THE EVACUATION: Sunday, November 8th at 12:00 PM (Noon)
🪐 TWO RINGS OF TOTAL IMPROBABILITY
The Infinite Improbability Drive has generated two distinct arenas of chaos. Choose your destination, but whatever you do, DON’T PANIC.
🏆 The Digital Gladiators (Competitive)🍿 The Babel Fish Bazaar (Fun)For those who take their gaming deadly seriously.For the casual hitchhikers just trying to survive.Brutal, high-stakes brackets where only the hyper-focused survive.Chaotic party games, bizarre custom modifiers, and pure nonsense.Glorious prizes that surpass a trillion Altarian Dollars.Terrible poetry readings (just kidding: raffles and bragging rights).
🎒 THE HITCHHIKER’S SURVIVAL KIT
Bring Your Own Towel: The most massively useful thing an interstellar gamer can have. Perfect for wiping screen glare, wrapping up a keyboard, or waving in absolute defeat.
Bawls” The 3 AM Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster”: (Metaphorically speaking). We’ll have high-octane caffeine and fuel to help your brain feel like it’s been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Ultimate Answer: We’ve done the math, and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything isn’t 42—it’s 24 hours of non-stop, glorious gaming action.
👽 SECURE YOUR COORD-SEAT BEFORE THE VOGON DEMOLITION CREW ARRIVES! Seats in this sector are highly finite. Secure your coordinates before you’re left floating in the vacuum of space.
Wichita LANFest – Fall 2026
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🎪 STEP RIGHT UP TO THE RESTAURANT AT THE END OF THE INTERNET! 🎪
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Multidimensional Beings of All Formats!
Are you tired of the mundane, three-dimensional grind of the Vogons? Looking for a place where the laws of physics are merely polite suggestions? Welcome to the ultimate 24-Hour Gaming Circus at the Edge of Space and Time!
It is an event described by the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as “Mostly Harmless, but exceptionally loud.”
📅 THE CHRONOLOGICAL ANOMALY
We have successfully bypassed the space-time continuum for exactly one Earth rotation. No matter which sector of the galaxy you hail from, synchronize your digital watches:
THE DROP: Saturday, November 7th at 12:00 PM (Noon)
THE EVACUATION: Sunday, November 8th at 12:00 PM (Noon)
🪐 TWO RINGS OF TOTAL IMPROBABILITY
The Infinite Improbability Drive has generated two distinct arenas of chaos. Choose your destination, but whatever you do, DON’T PANIC.
🎒 THE HITCHHIKER’S SURVIVAL KIT
Bring Your Own Towel: The most massively useful thing an interstellar gamer can have. Perfect for wiping screen glare, wrapping up a keyboard, or waving in absolute defeat.
Bawls” The 3 AM Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster”: (Metaphorically speaking). We’ll have high-octane caffeine and fuel to help your brain feel like it’s been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
The Ultimate Answer: We’ve done the math, and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything isn’t 42—it’s 24 hours of non-stop, glorious gaming action.
👽 SECURE YOUR COORD-SEAT BEFORE THE VOGON DEMOLITION CREW ARRIVES! Seats in this sector are highly finite. Secure your coordinates before you’re left floating in the vacuum of space.